“What happened this summer? Women lost the right to choose, monkeypox spread and Batgirl was cancelled. I’ll never go away again, I promise.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Speaking of going away, Donald Trump is in serious legal trouble. I’ve been trying to understand how he could possibly think he had the right to take all those documents to his house. It’s weird that a person who barely reads would even want documents. It’s like finding out your dog collects stamps.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Trump keeps claiming he declassified the documents, which first of all, he didn’t. Second of all, even if he had, which he didn’t, that’s even more crazy. That’s like finding your wife in bed with another guy and she’s like, ‘It’s OK, I took my ring off first.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“In other news, Russia announced a new travel ban for life to 25 Americans, including the secretary of commerce, six US senators and the actor Ben Stiller. Funny, every Russian we sanction is some sweaty evil oligarch who dumps poison in the ocean or something. Russia turns around and bans Zoolander.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
