See, his wife is right, he is funny. He can make jokes (They were so hostile to each other, I thought they were married)

"President Bush is now urging all nations to cut off aid to Hamas and Palestine, including the $234 million we were going to send them. In fact, to make sure, Bush is putting FEMA in charge to make sure the money never gets there." --Jay Leno

"During a fundraiser at a country club in Mississippi, Mitt Romney said the GOP is a party focused on helping the poor. See, his wife Ann is right, he is funny. He can make jokes." –Jay Leno

 

"Did you all see 'American Gladiators' the other night? Not the NBC show, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. They were so hostile to each other, I thought they were married." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The Bush Administration's Favorite Movie Quotes (That is just plain lazy)

"Did you all see 'American Gladiators' the other night? Not the NBC show, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. They were so hostile to each other, I thought they were married." --Jay Leno

"Some sad news. Earlier today, our good friend Dennis Kucinich dropped out of the presidential race. Dennis' campaign slogan was 'Don't look back.' He chose that slogan because there's never anybody behind him." --Jay Leno

"Tucker Carlson said on MSNBC the other day that John McCain and his wife Cindy went along with  Fred Thompson on his honeymoon. Now, look, I knew Fred Thompson didn't like to work hard, but bringing another guy on the honeymoon? Come on. That is just plain lazy." --Jay Leno

bringing another guy on the honeymoon? That is just plain lazy.

"I think you can tell that  Rudy Giuliani is a little desperate because now he is saying that while he was mayor, New York City was never attacked by a giant lizard. And I looked it up. It's true." --David Letterman

"Did you all see 'American Gladiators' the other night? Not the NBC show, Hillary Clinton and  Barack Obama. They were so hostile to each other, I thought they were married." --Jay Leno

"Tucker Carlson said on MSNBC the other day that John McCain and his wife Cindy went along with  Fred Thompson on his honeymoon. Now, look, I knew Fred Thompson didn't like to work hard, but bringing another guy on the honeymoon? Come on. That is just plain lazy." --Jay Leno