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Showing posts with label Amelia Perez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amelia Perez. Show all posts

Thursday, April 3, 2025

What if I told you... (a pork-flavored lollipop)


Hollywood thinks we're idiots for wanting exciting movies with relatable heroes. So instead they gave you a musical celebrating a transgender drug dealer. Amelia Perez got 13 Oscar nominations and sold about 13 tickets. But you got to admit getting neutered helps you hit the high notes. —Greg Gutfeld


Movie theaters can throw in all the goodies they want, but it won't help if the movies suck harder than The View on a pork-flavored lollipop. —Greg Gutfeld


Rather than make movies people want to go see they offer crap that actually makes the experience worse. And you know what that reminds me of? You guessed it, the Democrat party. Instead of approving the product they keep appealing to their worst customers. Even the New York Times admits it. The rag put out a scathing rebuke of the party, saying they're in denial of their 2024 election loss. The Times of all places even say even says they moved too far to the left. Hell, that's like Chris Christie telling you to lay off the donuts. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Sunday, December 15, 2024

The Golden Globe nominations were announced (23,000 years)


Donald Trump said Friday that he would try to permanently end Daylight Savings Time by challenging the sun to a staring contest. —Colin Jost

                         

The Golden Globe nominations were announced, with the most going to Amelia Perez, which is a musical about a Mexican cartel leader who transitions into a woman. The movie was written when I asked ChatGPT to make my grandpa's head explode. —Colin Jost 


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”