people like me now must hire actual US citizens to shave my back (nah, not feeling it)

So, six months into his second term, Trump hasn't just hit the ground running, he's pummeled it into submission. It's a big difference from the last president who hit the ground then stayed there. —Greg Gutfeld

Remember when the southern border resembled the Boston Marathon with thousands sprinting across the finish line? Today, there's fewer illegal crossings than job postings for the Colbert show. And in May, blue collar wage growth saw its largest increase in almost 60 years. Plumbers haven't been this busy since a Taco Bell opened near Jerry Nadler's office. —Greg Gutfeld

So, how did that happen? Well, Trump also ushered in the largest deportation operation in history, which means people like me now must hire actual US citizens to shave my back. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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