then it wouldn’t be so painful when he drives the world into a telephone pole (emergency contact)

Folks, I read once that if you’re a passenger in an auto accident, it helps if you’re just a little drunk. Because – and the science backs this up – a drunk passenger is a little loose. And if you’re a little loose, you’re less likely to get severely injured than if you tense up right before impact. Which brings me to our president. I think at this point, it would help if we were all just a little drunk. Because maybe then it wouldn’t be so painful when he drives the world into a telephone pole. —Stephen Colbert

In other news, King Charles named his wife, Queen Camilla, the vice admiral of the United Kingdom last week in honor of her 78th birthday. And not to be outdone, President Trump has finally named First Lady Melania as his emergency contact. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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