It had nothing to do with my weekend at the Mustang Ranch (armed, dangerous and covered in ****)

So it was announced that former President Joe Biden has advanced prostate cancer. I’m sure the announcement had nothing to do with the recently released Hur audio and the bombshell book about his cognitive decline, just like I think how Yoko Ono had nothing to do with The Beatles breaking up. Yeah, and that rash I got had nothing to do with my weekend at the Mustang Ranch. —Greg Gutfeld

Several inmates are still at large after escaping a New Orleans jail. The prisoners had escaped last week through a hole behind a toilet. Authorities warned the public that these inmates are armed, dangerous and covered in sh*t. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”