In a related story Kamala Harris just bought a fake ID (Well I could always use a translator)

Fireball Whiskey is offering a chance to win a lifetime supply of their product to people over 90. In a related story Kamala Harris just bought a fake ID. —Greg Gutfeld

A naked woman was seen running around Dallas Fort Worth airport yelling “I speak all languages." "Well I could always use a translator," said Bill Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”