If everyone is king, then no one is king (This is why nobody believes in UFOs, by the way)

Spotify Wrapped users across the nation learned their listening habits of the year. These Spotify year-end wrap-ups are somehow more embarrassing than your porn search history. My top five artists qualified me for the senior discount at IHOP this year. If I show my pharmacist my top five, they give me Lipitor without a prescription. —Jimmy Kimmel

The most globally streamed artist of the year was, unsurprisingly, Taylor Swift, who is rumored to have moved into new beau Travis Kelce’s Kansas City home after a moving truck was spotted outside his house. Meanwhile, no video footage exists of the White House Christmas tree falling over from a gust of wind. Three hundred million iPhones in this country, not one of them was pointed at the White House at 5pm. A moving truck outside of Travis Kelce’s house? That they got, no problem. A 40ft tree almost falling on the White House? Nothing. This is why nobody believes in UFOs, by the way. —Jimmy Kimmel

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