Then they all enjoyed playing shoot the tail off the donkey (I'm in aisle three, Marge. I can't find the brownie mix)

 

"Vice President Dick Cheney, 67 years old today. What a party. Friends got together and threw a big party for him, and then Cheney tortured the cake. That was good. Then they all enjoyed playing shoot the tail off the donkey." --David Letterman

"Not getting tapped as vice president was disappointing for Mitt Romney, but don't worry about Mitt. He's going to continue doing just fine. He will be playing Palmer Courtland on 'All My Children.'" -David Letterman

"Speaking of old guys, how about that John McCain? I like John McCain. He looks like the guy who gets frisky with the new waitress at IHOP. He looks like the guy who watches his Cadillac go through the car wash. He looks like the guy in the supermarket yelling into his cell phone, 'I'm in aisle three, Marge. I can't find the brownie mix.'" --David Letterman

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