I endorse The Penguin (since the last time I stubbed my toe)

November 2022

Just days before the midterm elections, Oprah Winfrey endorsed John Fetterman instead of the monster she unleashed upon us. Isn’t it crazy that Oprah gave Dr. Oz his career and even she’s turned against him? It’s like if Robin ran for mayor of Gotham, and Batman was like, ‘I endorse The Penguin.’ —Colin Jost

Tomorrow is the New York City Marathon, or as Fox News will report it, ‘Undocumented Africans Run Wild In Streets Of New York.’ —Colin Jost

CNN has announced that due to budget cuts they scaling back on original series and documentaries. Apparently there was a flaw with the business model of giving Stanley Tucci millions of dollars to eat gelato. —Colin Jost

Since Elon Musk took over Twitter, use of the N-Word on the site has reportedly jumped 500%. It’s the biggest increase in the use of the N-Word since the last time I stubbed my toe. —Colin Jost

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