So you want to try laughing at me again, monkeys? (Moist and Slurp)

November 2022

A zoo in Atlanta will allow visitors to carry firearms. [Picks up a gun] ‘So you want to try laughing at me again, monkeys?’ —Colin Jost

A linguistics expert has released a list of the most beautiful sounding baby names with the top spots going to Matthew and Sophia, while the worst sounding names are Moist and Slurp. —Colin Jost

Police in Oregon are warning residents about several hand grenades that have washed ashore on a beach. The hand grenades were discovered when one beach goer said, ‘Mommy, look at this shell I fou….’. —Colin Jost

An Arizona woman was arrested after she allegedly went day drinking while her five month old child was sitting home alone. Like a Loser! —Colin Jost 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”