In newly leaked emails, former Secretary of State Colin Powell calls Hillary Clinton “greedy,” and Donald Trump “a disgrace,” and Dick Cheney an “idiot.” In response, Americans everywhere said, “Hey, three for three.” –Conan O’Brien
"Florida's Republican governor, Charlie Crist, got a hold of President Obama's speech to students in advance, because everyone was talking about how controversial it might be. He decided there was nothing partisan and he allowed his kids to watch it. Of course, like everyone else in Florida, Crist's kids are in their late 60s." --Conan O'Brien
"The University of Wyoming recently announced they are naming an international student center after former Vice President Dick Cheney because if there are two things that make you think, welcome foreigners, it's Dick Cheney and Wyoming." --Conan O'Brien
One of the big winners at last night's Emmys was "The People v. O.J. Simpson." I gotta say, there’s nothing better than checking out the news and hearing, "It was a great night for O.J.!" –Conan O’Brien
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”

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