He thinks the government should just make more ice cubes (tremendously bouncy-tremendously swirly)

The only people President Trump feels he can really trust are family, which explains why he starts a new family every few years. --James Corden

If you think Trump's economic ideas are crazy, you should hear Trump's plan for global warming. He thinks the government should just make more ice cubes. --James Corden

Yesterday, after being briefed on Hurricane Florence, President Trump had this to report: [Trump clip] "They haven't seen anything like what is coming at us in 25, 30 years. Maybe ever. It's tremendously big and tremendously wet." Thank you, President Children's Book, for reminding us that rain is wet, cows go moo, and cars go beep. Later Trump went on to describe earthquakes as "tremendously bouncy" and tornadoes as "tremendously swirly." --James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”