Otherwise we might have retaliated against the wrong country (There are no winners)

Layoff Donald Rumsfeld. In his 911 momentos, Donald Rumsfeld has a piece of the airplane that hit the Pentagon. Like you've never took anything from work. But he kept it for a good reason, to remind himself of who did this to us. Otherwise we might have retaliated against the wrong country. --Bill Maher

Stop over-regulating the porn industry. The Canadian government is seriously enforcing the law that says at least 35% of porn shown in Canada must be Canadian made. And you know it’s hard to make Canadian porn because every time they try and take their shirts off a hockey fight breaks out. --Bill Maher

Google stop calling disasters with a single survivor a miracle. When a hundred and three people die but one lives that's not a miracle. That's God blowing a no-hitter in the bottom of the ninth. --Bill Maher

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