Every morning, you bench press a bag of laundered cash (Don't tase me, bro!)

"Mitt Romney wants to prove he's a regular guy, so he was someplace and he ordered a bucket of pheasant McNuggets." –David Letterman

"You know Condoleezza Rice? So she's down there in Washington, and she's on a TV show and they go with her to the gym. Condoleezza Rice, secretary of state, and they're watching her work out. Here's what it is, it's called the Republican work-out. Every morning, you bench press a bag of laundered cash." --David Letterman

 

"John McCain is leading in New Hampshire. McCain really, really wants to be president. As a matter of fact, it's number two on his bucket list." --David Letterman

"It's so sunny and bright outside that earlier today, Eliot Spitzer came out of a brothel squinting." --David Letterman

"During the argument between Obama and Clinton, security guards had to be brought in. You could hear Hillary screaming, Don't tase me, bro!.'" --David Letterman

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