“Fox, by the way, has decided not to carry the hearings about January 6th on their news network tomorrow night. Instead, they will show their new special, ‘Tucker Carlson presents: A Racist Cat Meows Confederate Battle Hymns.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“It’s not a surprise, because Fox constantly says the opposite of what the hearings will say. The committee will lay out the truth of what happened, and Fox will lie. It’s that simple. The hearings will say Jan. 6 was a violent insurrection fomented by an outgoing president who nearly pulled off a detailed plan for an attempted coup to unlawfully cling to power that would have installed him as an unelected autocrat and destroyed American democracy. And Fox will say it was just a pro-freedom, patriot party where everyone peacefully toured the Capitol like they were on a school field trip, having to find items their teachers gave them on a worksheet.” —Seth Meyers
“Look, we’d all rather be talking about other stuff, but you guys are the ones trying to destroy American democracy. You’re like a bunch of arsonists who burn down a house, and when the fire department shows up, you’re like, ‘Um … shouldn’t you guys be working on this year’s sexy calendar? Get your priorities straight!’” —Seth Meyers
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