The crowd would have peacefully dispersed after hanging Mike Pence, huh? (Extreme Takeover: Capitol Building Edition)

June 2022

“Remember, the president’s cronies have claimed over and over again for the past 17 months that they could never have predicted what was going to happen, that the crowd marching on the Capitol was just a spontaneous outburst of patriotic zip ties and body armor. But we just learned that this is just as big a lie as his oath of office,” as the January 6 committee found that the former president put two weeks worth of pressure on the Secret Service to devise a plan for him to join his supporters on the march to the Capitol. Two weeks! So he knew exactly what he was doing … is a sentence I never thought I would say about the former president.” —Stephen Colbert

“The hearing is being produced by a former ABC executive, which is why it’s being marketed as, ‘Extreme Takeover: Capitol Building Edition.’” —James Corden

“Yeah, they’re going to be spending all night talking about the real culprit: [imitating Tucker Carlson] ‘Why is nobody talking about how Congress has too many doors? If there was only one door in and out, this never would have happened. The crowd would have peacefully dispersed after hanging Mike Pence, huh?’” —Trevor Noah

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