Maybe someday we can get at least one Republican to vote for a qualified woman (water bottle flip)

March 2022

“A newly released poll, conducted before the hearings began, found that 58 percent of Americans supported Judge Jackson’s appointment to the court. It is the most support a Jackson has had since ‘Thriller’ came out.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Right now, Biden’s like, ‘Hey, I nominated you — it’s only fair that we split that approval rating, come on.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, the only way it could have been higher is if she ended today with a water bottle flip.” —Jimmy Fallon

“She said the fact that she was even nominated shows how far we’ve come as a country, and so some of the Republican senators on the committee have been hard at work to show how far we haven’t.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This is how low the United States government has fallen. We’ve gone from ‘Let’s put a man on the moon within the decade’ to ‘Maybe someday we can get at least one Republican to vote for a qualified woman.’” —James Corden

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