“In other news, all the characters from Trumpsylvania were out this weekend, including Rudy Giuliani, AKA ‘recount Dracula’, who appeared on a Newsmax show called Wise Guys. I don’t know what this show is, but I for one enjoy any show where the people being interviewed are also eating clams, in which Newsmax hosts interviewed Giuliani at a diner table. What a show – just Rudy having a perfectly normal meeting at an Olive Garden with three Dick Tracy villains, nothing to see.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“And according to a Yahoo poll, Trump leads Biden by 43 points among unvaccinated voters, who might not even make it to the election. Trump loves the poorly vaccinated, and they’re not the only group that is solidly pro-Trump. He’s also a solid favorite among firework stand operators, iguana breeders, disgraced mall Santas, manufacturers of husky golf pants, and former crackhead pillow salesman.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The first weekend of March Madness and this year’s Cinderella team, the 15-seed St. Peter’s Peacocks, who upset No 2-seed Kentucky. It’s exciting for longtime fans who have been following the team since Thursday. St. Peter’s is the first team from New Jersey to make the sweet sixteen in more than 20 years. And if they go all the way they’ll be the only team to wear their championship rings on their pinkies.” —Jimmy Fallon
“And finally, the dating company Match has launched a new dating app for parents called Stir. Their slogan is ‘I’ll join your hell if you join mine.’” —Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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