This paint is so white it drives a Mini Cooper to an Ed Sheeran concert (Maybe Ted Lasso could)

September 2021

“Americans treat climate science like soccer: We know it’s out there, and it really matters to the rest of world, but no one can make us care. Maybe Ted Lasso could.” —Stephen Colbert

“But ordinary people are doing something about climate change: They’re worrying — especially young people. A recent study asked youths 16 to 25 from around the world how they felt about climate change, and 56 percent agreed with the viewpoint that humanity is doomed. Nice try, kids, but you’re not getting out of your student loans.” —Stephen Colbert

“There is also an effort to create the world’s whitest paint which would reflect 98% of solar radiation while also emitting infrared heat and could eliminate the need for air conditioning. This paint is so white it drives a Mini Cooper to an Ed Sheeran concert. It probably has a “daughter named Hailey.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”