You know when things are going well when #DontDrinkBleach is trending nationally after a president's speech. —Colin Jost
After a doctor said that coronavirus dies quickly in the sunlight, President Trump asked if they could bring the light inside the body. Though I'm pretty sure bring the light inside the body is what they chanted at Jonestown before drinking poison. Then president clean suggested injecting disinfectant into your body to cure the virus. Experts called the idea a stroke of genius, minus the "of genius" part. —Colin Jost
A man in Ohio was seen protesting stay-at-home orders while wearing an American flag and a diaper said the man, "We need to reopen the oooo-conomy.” And, fun fact, if an American flag and a diaper are struck by lightning they create a Sean Hannity. —Colin Jost
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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