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Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Whose $60 billion is this? (Oh, and another thing)


“Man, when it comes to Bloomberg, Elizabeth Warren is relentless. She destroyed him in the first debate, she came after him tonight. I bet when he got in his car later she just popped up in the back seat like, ‘Oh, and another thing.’” —Trevor Noah

[Imitating Bloomberg] If I was black, I wouldn’t have gotten this far because my police would have slammed me against the wall and frisked me and then I would have said, ‘Wait, it’s me!’ And they would have said, ‘Shut up, blackie!’ And then they’d search my pockets and be like, ‘Whose $60 billion is this?’ And I would be like, ‘It’s mine from when I was white!’ ‘We’ve heard that before!’” —Trevor Noah, on Bloomberg’s saying he wouldn’t have gotten as far as he had if he were black

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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