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Wednesday, January 8, 2020

If they ever get out of federal prison, they will vouch for me (A $750 Billion Gift to the Pentagon)


“Trump was reminded that destroying a countries Cultural achievements is considered a war crime. [As Trump] I like to obey the law, just ask Paul Manafort or Michael Cohen. If they ever get out of federal prison, they will vouch for me.” Stephen Colbert

“How does this administration never seem to be on the same page? Trump says they’ll bomb cultural sites, his administration says he won’t. Trump says he will, they say he won’t, now he says he won’t. It’s like they have a group chat but Trump never gets the message because he’s on Android.” —Trevor Noah

“Iran’s foreign minister today criticized President Trump’s strike on a military leader and said Trump is showing he is ‘prepared to commit war crimes.’ Well, that’s not really fair — he doesn’t prepare for anything.” —Seth Meyers

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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