Republicans don't believe it's really from Colorado, and they want to see a birth certificate (Join the club)

"According to a new poll, 51 percent of Americans feel that their lives were better two years ago before President Obama took office. To which President Obama said, 'Join the club.'" –Jay Leno

"It was a year ago that President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. It's the only thing in his presidency he hasn't blamed on George W. Bush." –Jay Leno

"President Obama is reportedly trying to quit smoking, but he can't get the 60 votes in the Senate to make it happen." –Jay Leno

"President Obama lit the national Christmas tree, a 40-foot Colorado Spruce. Republicans don't believe it's really from Colorado, and they want to see a birth certificate." –Jay Leno

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