We just told eight straight massage parlor jokes (Targeting your inner circle)

But the story got even seamier, when it came out that the founder of the massage parlor company, Cindy Yang, attended Trump’s Super Bowl party at Mar-a-Lago. Well, of course she went to Trump’s Super Bowl party. We know she was pulling for Bob Kraft. --Stephen Colbert

Cindy Yang also has multiple pictures of her with President Trump. She also has pictures of her posing with Don Jr. and Eric Trump. Proving she has experience dealing with little pricks. --Stephen Colbert

But this isn’t just a salacious story. National Security experts sat that Cindy Yang could pose a threat, presenting opportunities for espionage and blackmail targeting the president’s inner circle. Targeting your inner circle, also available at her massage parlors. --Stephen Colbert

Wow! We just told eight straight massage parlor jokes. That’s a new world record. So this sordid story really does have a happy ending. --Stephen Colbert

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