The only way that Trump could be happier with the Mueller Report is... (A word to the 1%)

The only way that Trump could be happier with the Mueller Report is if a porn star rolled it up and spanked him with it. --Jimmy Kimmel

And in music news number one on the college charts this summer was the band Better Than Ezra. At number two, Ezra. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

I was cesarean born. You can't really tell. Although whenever I leave a house I go out through the window. --Steven Wright

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. --Mitch Hedberg

Good news from the White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental. --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”