Which is old white lady speak for, “Girl, Bye.” (Plutocrat Welfare)

Nancy Pelosi refused to commit to bringing up representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s ambitious Green New Deal proposal for a vote, saying that she “welcomes the enthusiasm.” Which is old white lady speak for, “Girl, Bye.” --Michael Che, SNL

A Colorado man who was attacked by a mountain lion survived after he fought and killed the animal. Meanwhile, today I took an Uber three blocks so I wouldn’t crease my new sneakers. --Michael Che, SNL

A brawl broke out in a Canadian nursing home when a 79 year old woman took the seat of an 86 year old during a Bingo game. It’s the first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition. --Michael Che, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”