It's the first known case of lesbians and gay men being excited about the same thing (crumpet munchers)

Here we go. February is Black History Month. So find a black person and leave them alone. --Amber with Seth Meyers

At an aquarium in New Zealand, a pair of lesbian penguins recently welcomed a baby chick. You could tell they were lesbians because they were both wearing tuxedos. --Jenny with Seth Meyers

Singer Melissa Etheridge is currently writing songs for a Broadway musical. It's the first known case of lesbians and gay men being excited about the same thing. --Jenny with Seth Meyers

Martin Luther King Day was last month. And he saw his shadow, so it's 200 more years of racism. --Amber with Seth Meyers

A woman in China has been diagnosed with a rare type of hearing loss that prevents her from hearing male voices. Said women, "Oh, please be contagious." --Jenny with Seth Meyers

"BlacKkKlansman" was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture. And white Klansman was nominated for attorney general. --Amber with Seth Meyers

According to a recent study, the number of British people identifying as lesbians has gone up in the last five years. Lesbians or, as they call them in Britain, crumpet munchers. --Jenny with Seth Meyers

A Texas sheriff has placed cardboard cutouts of officers holding radar guns on the side of several roads to deter speeding. And even one of those managed to shoot a black guy. --Amber with Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”