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Thursday, February 7, 2019

I could have slept with Stormy Daniels… 82 times. Maybe 90! (roughly the same word count as Adam Levine's chest)

That's right. Trump spoke for 82 minutes. He was like, Fallon as Trump, "Wow, in that same time, I could have slept with Stormy Daniels… 82 times. Maybe 90!" --Jimmy Fallon
I read that Trump's speech was over 5,000 words long. To give you an idea of how many that is, that's roughly the same word count as Adam Levine's chest. --Jimmy Fallon
And finally, I read that Trump's childhood home in Queens is going up for sale. Just to mess with him, Nancy Pelosi's gonna buy it and turn it into a Mexican restaurant. --Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



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