Republicans are Red, Democrats are Blue (Then she pretended to be a table)

Trump had to do some tap dancing today after repeatedly criticizing the previous administration for tipping our enemies off to what are we going to do before we do it. Trump informed Russia we would be firing missiles on Syria . . . which is telling enemies what we’re going to do before we do it. Today he tried to correct the perception. He tweeted, “Never said when an attack on Syria would take place. Could be very soon. Or not so soon at all.” Have you ever played hide-and-seek with a 4-year-old? I do it a lot. She’s like, “I’m going to go hide under the bed, you come find me.” That’s basically what he does. --Jimmy Kimmel

Meanwhile, his White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, was asked about this today. She said all options are on the table. Then she pretended to be a table. Until everyone went away. --Jimmy Kimmel

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