it was like ordering a Jägerbomb, then getting a Shirley Temple (turn ons)

President Trump was supposed to go to South America today, but he canceled, and Mike Pence went instead. For South America, it was like ordering a Jägerbomb, then getting a Shirley Temple. --Jimmy Fallon

Even though the FBI raided his office, Trump's lawyer said that he would rather jump out of a building than turn on Trump. When Melania heard the words "turn on" and "Trump," she said that she was going to jump out of the building. --Jimmy Fallon

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