President Trump is on a diet and has been trying to eat more salad. When he first ordered one at the White House, the kitchen was excited because they thought the Obamas were back. --Jimmy Fallon
It was so windy this weekend that almost all the passengers on a United flight to D.C. threw up. United said, "We're going to have to get rid of this plane." Spirit Airlines was like, "We'll take it! --Jimmy Fallon
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un invited South Korean officials to dinner. It was described as two hours of "You take a bite." "No, you take a bite first." --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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