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Tuesday, March 6, 2018

that's longer than most jobs last in the White House (slamming tourists into the boards)



The gold medal-winning U.S. women's hockey team is here tonight. They'll be out in a few minutes, but until then, they're downstairs in the 30 Rock ice rink slamming tourists into the boards. --Jimmy Fallon

The Academy Awards were last night, and today my dad called me up and said I did a great job hosting. --Jimmy Fallon

Last night's Oscars broadcast was over three and a half hours long. Wow. To put that in perspective, that's longer than most jobs last in the White House. --Jimmy Fallon

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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