Pizza Hut introduced a pair of athletic shoes that have a button that orders pizza. When they heard about it, fans of Pizza Hut said, "What are athletic shoes?" --Conan O’Brien
Some Republicans are really angry about a joke at last night’s Oscars made about Mike Pence. My advice to those Republicans: Don’t watch the Tonys. --Conan O’Brien
The Academy Awards were last night and two of the biggest awards went to Mexican director Guillermo del Toro. So I’m guessing President Trump did not win his Oscar pool. --Conan O’Brien
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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