Most of us thought he reproduced through spores (put him where he can't do any harm)

"Yesterday at President Bush's press conference, he was asked this very pertinent question [on screen: A reporter asking what Condoleezza Rice will talk about with Iran's foreign minister if they have a chance to converse at a conference in Iraq]. That could be a real opportunity. Secretary of State Rice and foreign minister of Iran. Two countries with the biggest stake in the Iraq war, other than the Iraqis. This could be a real chance for some face-to-face meaningful dialogue. [on screen: Bush telling reporters that Rice 'won't be rude' if she runs into him]. What, is he 12? They weren't asking what's gonna happen if Lindsay Lohan happens to bump into Paris." --Jon Stewart

"Four years ago, the president stood on the deck of an aircraft carrier and announced 'Mission Accomplished.' Two years later, the president appointed one of the main architects of that mission, Paul Wolfowitz, to head the World Bank. Because when someone has been completely wrong about everything, you gotta put him where he can't do any harm, like in charge of the world's poor." --Jon Stewart

"But Wolfowitz's girlfriend Shaha Riza already worked at the World Bank. Surprising, because most people thought Wolfowitz reproduced through spores." --Jon Stewart

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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