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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

or one for each person who lives in Norway (the “reverse Ikea”)


The big winner this year is Norway. They won a record 39 medals, wow — or one for each person who lives in Norway. --Jimmy Fallon

The U.S. men’s curling team beat Sweden to win their first gold medal ever! Actually, they were beating Sweden so bad, they conceded the match early. Yep, America made Sweden quit in frustration, or as we call that, the “reverse Ikea.” --Jimmy Fallon

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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