"According to the latest poll numbers, Hillary Clinton is widening her lead on Barack Obama. Bad news. The only bright spot is Clinton's continuing struggle to win over anti-war Democrats who demand she say her 2002 war authorization vote was a mistake. She hasn't, and I support that. Her refusal to admit a mistake is her most presidential attribute." --Stephen Colbert
"Queen Elizabeth wrapped up her tour of the United States. She's on her way back to England right now. Her visit ended as it began, with her being strip searched at the airport." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Last night, President Bush and First Lady Laura Bush hosted the Queen of England at a big state dinner. One embarrassing moment when the queen told President Bush she'd be on the throne for over 50 years, and Bush said, 'Try Metamucil.'" --Jay Leno
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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