"I'm happy to report that Vice President Dick Cheney has returned from the Middle East. And he certainly straightened that mess out. He made a stop in Egypt, as a matter of fact, on the way home. Apparently, Halliburton wants to rebuild the pyramids." --David Letterman
"In a new video promoting Hillary Clinton's campaign, former President Clinton says there are a lot of things about Hillary that voters may not know. Then he said, 'For instance, did you know she has a smokin' hot assistant?'" --Conan O'Brien
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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