Well, I bet she's all ears now (top or bottom)

"And this DC Madam says that Vitter was not only having sex with the prostitutes -- this is unbelievable -- he would also pay them to dress him up in a diaper. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. And she also said today in an interview that he sometimes paid $300 an hour just to have the hookers talk to him because his wife didn't listen to him. Well, I bet she's all ears now." --Jay Leno

"Next month, right here in Los Angeles, the major  Democratic candidates have agreed to appear in the first ever gay debate. They will only discuss topics concerning gay Americans. Then we should actually find out which candidate ends up on the top and which one ends up on the bottom." --Jay Leno

     

A magisterial collection. An emotional rollercoaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html