Chevy
Chase on Saturday Night Live:
"Former Senator and actor Fred Thompson said Monday that he had been
certain of Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction prior to the 2003
U.S.-led invasion. He added, [on screen: Chase falls asleep and snores]. While
campaigning in New Hampshire, Rudy Giuliani insisted that his core support is
from the evangelical voters because they know where he stands on the issues.
While he can appeal to Mormons because he's had a few wives, Catholics will be
drawn to him because his son hates him. He personally finds abortion morally
repugnant, but feels that women should have the right to choose to divorce him.
Meanwhile, Republican Mitt Romney, who is polling ever so close in the polls,
admitted that his given name is Rubber Mittens, and that he does indeed comb
his hair with olive oil and a fork. Hillary Clinton's campaign announced Monday
that it raised over $27 million in the last quarter -- much of it
legally."
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020
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