"Just
48 hours after Homeland Security officials told Congress a 28-milelong virtual
fence along the U.S./Mexican border was working, they now say it will be
delayed three years because they can't get the video surveillance to work.
Can't get it to work. Isn't that amazing? Do you realize, Homeland Security has
less video surveillance than the New England Patriots." --Jay Leno
"In
movie news, the movie 'Panic Room 2' is now in development. The whole thing is
gonna be filmed at Hillary
Clinton's campaign headquarters." --Jay Leno
"Everyone
is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a
military base in Panama. Hillary was born outside Chicago, and if you believe
the media, Barack Obama
was born in a manger." --Jay Leno
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