"High
gas prices leave a bad taste in people's mouths, have you noticed that? That's
mostly from the siphoning, but still it's a horror. In fact, gas is so
expensive in L.A., now when you call 9-1-1, they ask you to meet the ambulance
half way." --Jay Leno
"Four
bucks a gallon they say by summer. I hear a lot of people say they'll stop
driving. Unfortunately, it's not Lindsay Lohan or Britney." --Jay Leno
"Yesterday,
President
Bush said that last year an intelligence gap opened up. Last year?
Gee, didn't that open up about 2001, right after his inauguration?" --Jay
Leno
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