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Sunday, April 2, 2017

His dad couldn't get him out of it? (Boobs, Idiots and Political Hacks)



"Senator Larry Craig, you know who he is, America's favorite restroom enthusiast -- he is now seeking interns for the summer term. He's taking applications for interns to work. In fact, the first question he asks you, 'You're not a cop, are you?' He's looking for them on eHarmony.com. They have to have the 29 dimensions of compatibility." --Jay Leno

"Here's a story that was leaked to the press today. You know, Prince Harry, God bless him, serving his country. He's in Afghanistan on the front lines and he's been there before. Of course, it's been a huge secret. But he's been serving on the front lines in Afghanistan. Of course, President Bush was stunned when he heard this, and he said, 'His dad couldn't get him out of it?'" --Jay Leno

"Today, very strange development for John McCain. Have you heard about this? The New York Times just reported that John McCain may be constitutionally barred from becoming president because he was born outside the United States in the Panama Canal Zone. When he heard this, McCain said, 'That's ridiculous. When I was born, there was no Panama Canal.'" --Conan O'Brien




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