"Senator Larry Craig, you
know who he is, America's favorite restroom enthusiast -- he is now seeking
interns for the summer term. He's taking applications for interns to work. In
fact, the first question he asks you, 'You're not a cop, are you?' He's looking
for them on eHarmony.com. They have to have the 29 dimensions of
compatibility." --Jay Leno
"Here's
a story that was leaked to the press today. You know, Prince Harry, God bless
him, serving his country. He's in Afghanistan on the front lines and he's been
there before. Of course, it's been a huge secret. But he's been serving on the
front lines in Afghanistan. Of course, President Bush was stunned
when he heard this, and he said, 'His dad couldn't get him out of it?'"
--Jay Leno
"Today,
very strange development for John McCain. Have you
heard about this? The New York Times just reported that John McCain may be constitutionally barred from
becoming president because he was born outside the United States in the Panama
Canal Zone. When he heard this, McCain said, 'That's ridiculous. When I was
born, there was no Panama Canal.'" --Conan O'Brien
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