"John
McCain apologized Tuesday after radio talk show host Bill Cunningham, who
introduced McCain at a rally, repeatedly emphasized Barack's Obama's middle
name, 'Hussein,' without once mentioning McCain's middle name, 'Methuselah.'"
--Seth Meyers
"Governor
Arnold
Schwarzenegger on Thursday rushed to the aid of a 12-year-old
student who had fainted during an event at his school. When the student came to
and saw Schwarzenegger rushing toward him, he died." --Seth Meyers
"President Bush on Thursday
said that the country is not heading for a recession and that the economy is
actually robust. He added, 'Case in point, I'm rich!'" --Amy Poehler
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