"Senator
Larry Craig, who by the way, he's still around. Senator Larry Craig has
announced that he's accepting applications for a summer internship. That's
true. Applicants should be comfortable with Word, Excel, and gay sex in the
men's room." --Conan O'Brien
"Last
night in Cleveland, another debate between Hillary
Clinton and Barack Obama.
When it was all said and done, not much changed. Obama is still favored to get
the nomination. I think he proved once and for all that he really does have
what it takes to be president of these United States [on screen: Obama
mispronouncing 'Massachusetts' twice]. See, he mispronounces things just like
the real president does [on screen: Pres. Bush mispronouncing
'peninsula']." --Jimmy Kimmel
"And
not only did Barack Obama show he can be president, he also showed that he has
what it takes to be married to Nick Lachey [on screen: Jessica Simpson
mispronouncing 'Massachusetts' in a variety of ways]. I miss her. I miss them
together. I think she'd make a great secretary of state." --Jimmy Kimmel
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