"Speaking
of cheating Senator John McCain has been accused of having an affair with a
woman who was a lobbyist for a cable television company. During their affair,
the cable lobbyist would show up at McCain's house sometime between 8:00 a.m.
and 3:00 p.m." --Conan O'Brien
"This
week, footage surfaced of Senator Ted Kennedy singing in
Spanish to a Latino group. Yeah, there was an awkward moment when
someone in the crowd pointed at Kennedy's head and said, 'Look, the pinata is
singing.'" --Conan O'Brien
"The
New York Times this week
printed an article alleging that John McCain may have had an improper affair
with lobbyist Vicki Iseman. Or, as it's known among lobbyists, lobbying."
--Amy Poehler
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