Tonight President
Trump gave his big speech to Congress. I saw that beforehand, Democrats came
out with a “prebuttal” to counter some of Trump’s talking points. They say that
they know what Trump’s going say before he says it — or as Trump put it, “Must
be nice. I just open my mouth, and the best words come out.” –Jimmy Fallon
One of the big
issues that was expected to come up was immigration. Former Iranian President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad recently wrote a 3,500-word letter to Trump criticizing his
immigration policy. When asked if he read the letter, Trump said, “I haven’t
even read my immigration policy!” –Jimmy Fallon
Trump’s new
Commerce Secretary is the vice-chairman of a bank that’s owned by Vladimir
Putin. You can tell the bank is owned by Putin, ’cuz both the pens AND the
tellers are chained to the desk. –Jimmy Fallon
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