"Yesterday at a press
conference President Bush said he had not seen 'Brokeback Mountain.' However,
he did express an interest in drilling for oil there." --David Letterman
"President Bush was
asked by someone in the audience if he'd seen 'Brokeback Mountain.' The
president said he hadn't seen it, but he'd be happy to talk about ranching.
Then he added, 'Ranching still means gay sex, right?'" --Conan O'Brien
"As you know, the
Bush administration is conducting a war on pornography. Well, it's about time.
You thought we had no allies in Iraq, oh my God! Remember the good old days
during Clinton, when the White House was a porn site?" --Jay Leno
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