"Hillary has got a
brand new diamond ring. A brand-new, huge, enormous diamond ring. It's
oversized and it's flawed, just like her husband. The last time a Democrat had
a stone that big, it was passed by Ted Kennedy." --David Letterman
"President Bush met
at the White House with Jordan's King Abdullah. Yeah, there was one awkward
moment when President Bush asked King Abdullah, 'How is Queen Latifah?'"
--Conan O'Brien
"Ken Mehlman, you
ever heard of this guy? He's the head of the Republican national party. He said
over the weekend that Hillary Clinton has a lot of anger, and that voters don't
usually send angry candidates to the White House. Angry candidates, no. Horny and stupid candidates, yes." --Jay Leno
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