"A firm owned by
Dubai's government has purchased the rights to operate sea ports in six major
American cities. A move the White House approved without telling Congress. Even
worse, everyone found out about the sale from that Texas quail hunt rancher
lady." --Jon Stewart
"The United Arab
Emirates says we will get our ports back if we take Michael Jackson back."
--David Letterman
"Having an Arab
company keep an eye on your ports is like asking Courtney Love to keep an eye
on your medicine cabinet. That's like telling Kirstie Alley to keep an eye on
the buffet." --David Letterman
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